What Death Note was about
L: HA! You fell for my plan!
Light: YOU FOOL! I expected your plan so I had another plan incase you saw through my plan!
Near: Hmm.. I expected your plan to be used to activate your other plan so I planned a plan you wouldn't plan on expecting

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

omgphantastic:

caseybee:

constantlybuzzing:

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

THERES NO BLACK OR EVEN WHITE ON SNAP CHAT- WHAT SORCERY IS THIS??! 

LOL

my stomach hurts so fucking much

officialwhitegirls:

at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole

randomfandomaddict:

this cannot explain me more perfectly